The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc.,
when she interrupted him: “As a vet – I don’t need to ask my patients all kinds of annoying questions: I can tell what’s wrong just by looking. Why can’t you?”
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said, “There you are.
Of course, if that doesn’t work, we’ll have to have you put to sleep.”