An 80-year-old lady is sitting at the bar at Harpoon Harry’s, waiting for her husband.
Suddenly, a very handsome man walks in and takes a seat a few stools away.
He’s so good-looking that she can’t take her eyes off him.
After a while, the man notices her staring and decides to approach her. Before she can apologize, he looks deeply into her eyes and says in a sultry tone,
“I’ll do anything you want. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams. It doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual, I’ll do it. All for $100 cash. But there’s one condition.”
Completely caught off guard, the lady asks, “What’s the condition?”
The man smirks and replies, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The lady thinks for a moment, then reaches into her handbag, pulls out $100, and hands it to him. She smiles, looks him right in the eye, and clearly says, “Paint my house!”
The man stands there, stunned, as she casually sips her drink.