four nervous husbands were sitting in a hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor.
A nurse walked up to the first man with a huge smile.
“Congratulations, sir — you’re the father of twins!”
The man blinked in shock.
“That’s unbelievable… I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A few minutes later, another nurse rushed over to the second man.
“Great news! Your wife just gave birth to triplets!”
The man nearly fell out of his chair.
“No way! I work for 3M!”
The third guy was starting to sweat when a doctor approached him.
“Sir… congratulations. Your wife just had quadruplets!”
The man stared at the ceiling.
“You’ve got to be kidding me… I work at Four Seasons Hotel!”
Suddenly, the fourth man turned pale… then started smashing his forehead against the wall.
The other three grabbed him.
“Buddy! Calm down! What’s wrong?!”
The man screamed: