A dad walked into his 12-year-old son’s bedroom and was shocked to see a 42-inch plasma TV. When he got home from school, he asked,
“Where did you get that TV? Did you steal it?”
“No, I didn’t steal it, I bought it.”
“Bought it? With what money-are you dealing drugs?”
“Of course not, I saved up my hiking money.”
“Hiking money? What on earth is that, you don’t hike?”
The boy shrugged and said,
“Well, every time you’re out, Uncle Jim comes round to see Mom, gives me twenty bucks, and tells me to … ‘Take a hike.””