Paddy goes to the doctor for a medical check-up, hoping to finally find out what’s been bothering him.
The doctor listens carefully, thinks for a moment, and then tells him:
“Well Paddy, said the Doctor, I can’t quite diagnose your case ….I think it must be the drink”.
“Awk sure that’s alright, said Paddy, I know how you feel, I’ll come back when you’re sober”.