“After 50 years of marriage, I looked at my wife one day and said, ‘Honey, 50 years ago, we had a tiny house, a beat-up car, a sofa bed, and a 10-inch black-and-white TV. But I got to sleep with a smoking-hot 23-year-old every night.
Now, we’ve got a $500,000 house, a $45,000 car, a king-sized bed, and a massive flat screen, but I’m stuck with a 69-year-old woman. It seems like you’re not holding up your end of the bargain!’
My wife, being the wise and reasonable woman she is, replied, ‘Well, why don’t you go find yourself a hot 23-year-old, and I’ll make sure you’re back to that tiny house, driving the junk car, sleeping on the sofa bed, and watching that 10-inch TV!’
Aren’t older women just the best? They’ve got a solution for everything—and they really know how to put an old guy in his place!”