A little boy hops on a bus and sits right behind the driver.
Grinning, he starts chattering:
“If my mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I’d be a little chick!”
The bus driver sighs. Oh great, one of these kids.
The boy keeps going.
“If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a little calf!”
The driver groans. “Kid, please shut up.”
But the boy? Oh, he’s just getting started.
“If my mom was a female elephant and my dad was a male elephant, I’d be a little elephant!”
The driver grips the wheel tighter. “I said, SHUT UP!”
Still, the kid doesn’t quit.
“If my mom was a dog and my dad was a dog, I’d be a little puppy!”
The driver snaps. “Alright, kid—what if your mom was a waitress and your dad was unemployed? What would you be then?”
Without missing a beat, the boy smirks and says:
“A bus driver.”
The bus nearly swerves off the road.