A woman was in bed with her lover when she suddenly heard her husband unlocking the front door.
“Quick!” she whispered, “Go stand in the corner!”
She quickly slathered him in baby oil and sprinkled him with talcum powder.
“Don’t move,” she instructed. “Just act like a statue.”
When the husband walked into the room, he paused and asked,
“What’s that supposed to be?”
“It’s a statue,” she said calmly. “The Smiths just got one, and I liked it so much I bought one for us, too.”
The husband didn’t question it further, and they went to bed.
Around 2 a.m., the husband got up, went to the kitchen, and came back with a sandwich and a beer.
He handed it to the statue and said,
“Here, eat this. I had to stand like that for two whole days at the Smiths’ place and no one gave me a damn thing!”