A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, “Quick! Give me a pint of lager!” No sooner does he finish that drink, he orders a whisky and slams it down. As fast…
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The hospital director fired her—minutes later, a Navy helicopter touched down on the roof…
10:45 a.m., Memorial Hospital, San Diego. A young doctor stands in the director’s office, tears streaming down her face. «You performed surgery without authorization. You’re fired.» Her voice trembled. «I did it…
My Husband Left Me for a Younger Woman—Then Life Took a Cruel Turn
He stood in our kitchen, wearing a suit I had ironed that very morning, and said the words that still echo in my bones: “I climbed the ladder. You stayed a nobody….
Video: Tennis match
A priest and a nun are having a tennis match… The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is clearly better. After a volley…
A London Lawyer Runs A Stop Sign.
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London, and…
My sister laughed at dinner: “Meet my fiancé, a Ranger.” She mocked my uniform. Then he saw…
My sister laughed at dinner. Meet my fianceé, a ranger. She mocked my uniform. Then he saw the task force patch, froze, snapped to attention, and barked. Maya, stop. Do you know…
Video: A man with a very small head walks into a bar
A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Why is your head so small?” He replies, “I was stuck on this island and there was…
They all laughed when the man in oil-stained coveralls said he could fly the grounded Blackhawk. But the major’s sarcastic marriage proposal was about to awaken a ghost the military had tried to bury, revealing a secret sealed by tragedy.
The late afternoon sun hung over Fort West Point Air Base like a molten coin, dripping a thick, syrupy gold across the helipad. The air, heavy and alive, shimmered with a heat…
Video: Two young lovers go up to the mountains
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When…
We Found a Strange Blue Object in a Bag of Chips—Here’s What It Turned Out to Be
Snack time is usually uneventful, which is why this incident caught my full attention. My son had just opened a sealed bag of sour cream–flavored chips when something strange fell out along…